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MAP DESK – You’re doing your taxes, and it occurs to you that you have no idea where Zambia is…. You shove aside the stack of liquor store receipts you’re trying to hide under operational requirements, and bingo… There’s Zambia. – SOLD –

Is your food way too juicy and tasty? Is your mate complaining while sitting in front of a 60-in TV, from their heated lazy Boy recliner? Well Jam your prime roast into this bad boy and suck out every last happy moisture molecule, and grab your backpack, it’s time to play Survivorman. Yep, you can turn every food you love into a frail wafer of its previous existence, and keep it compactly and securely hidden from the zombies during covid wave number 7. Located in Lawrencetown past Cole Harbour. PS – if exertion and nature are not your bag you may also rehydrate and reheat them in the shed out back. $55.

Razor sharp Knife – I know cause I rebuilt this one, and here is a quick video of me rebuilding the edge. Click here.

Wooden Spoons — No really knows whats in that tupperware container in the back of the fridge, or how long its been there. All you know is a long long 18 inch spoon will be advantageous in this exploratory endeavor. If the first spoon explodes on contact, you have a second chance. $5.

Garbage Can — Planning an Oscar the Grouch reunion party? You’re going to need good quality metal cans. Oscar and his homies will not put up with any plastic accommodations. This is one of the original heavy duty steel garbage cans and has only been used on film set. $45.

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